What's my Age Again


i took her out
it was a friday night
i wore cologne
to get the feeling right
we started making out
and she took off my pants
but then i turned on the tv
and that's about the time she walked away from me
nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
and are still amused more by tv shows
what the hell is add
my friends say i should act my age
whats my age again
whats my age again
later on, on the drive home
i called her mom from a pay phone
i said i was the cops, and your husbands in jail
the state looks down and sought on me
and that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
and are still more amused by prank phone calls
what the hell is call id
my friends say i should act my age
whats my age again
whats my age again
and thats about the time she walked away from me
nobody likes you when you're 23
and still act like you're in freshman year
what the hell is wrong with me?
my friends say i should act my age
whats my age again
whats my age again
and thats about the time she broke up with me
no one should take themselves so seriously
with many years ahead to fall in line
why would you wish that on me
i never want to act my age
whats my age again
whats my age again