i don't wanna urinate on myself
i don't wanna urinate on anyone else
well i guess that really doesn't matter anymore
because i can't control my bladder anymore
well i guess it all depends,
undergarments
well i guess it all depends
undergarments
step back into line, no more soiled nights alone
but i guess i dont have a care because theres not
a load in my underwear
im sick of offending everyone i meet
GO GO GO GO!
i'm sick of crying myself to sleep,
on rubber sheets,
GO!
i had an accident today
i left a soil on the bus seat
i didn't know what to say
but i guess it all depends
undergarments
well i guess it all depends
undergarments
step back into line
no more soiled nights alone
well i guess i dont have a care
if i dont have a load in my underwear
Dialogue:
Tom: Uh..
Mark: Hehe, uhm.
Tom: As I was saying...
Mark laughs.
Mark: If you dropped your keys, you'd bend over too.br>
Tom: Well, uh.. I just want to say thank you for coming to the sperm bank.. uh.. do you have a question there?
Some Guy: Aww, shit, Scott, i get that mofo messin' with my lady, got to be runnin a cord upside his head, know what i'm sayin', hey holmes, i can dig it, my brother be a pickin' up on you man, i see it Scott, say the thing i wanna say? Pretty J, I did the same ol' same 'ol. Hey, knock yourself a post, if that fat mofo was down, I'd take TCBin man, you see the body and get that booty, and you lay her down and slack 'em yack 'em! Cold got to be no man, sheeyit.
Tom: Uhh.. are you feeling alright?
Some Guy: Aww, man, that mofo be layin' me to the bone, when she jackin' me up, ahh, tight lady!
Mark laughs.
Mark: Alright, get out the scissors and get in place! Ready? Now start jumping! Alright, now whos all down here?
(Crash sound)
Mark: Ah, who thought you had to throw the dick down the stairs?!
